2. How to speak Farsi
3. How to sew dresses (my sewing skills are limited to curtains, skirts and pillows)
4. How to develop film in a darkroom for my Diana camera
5. Mixology (so I can get an awesome nighttime bartending gig, and mostly to tell people I'm a mixologist)
6. How to ride a motorcycle (but the class is $300!)
What about you guys?