Sometimes bodies just shouldn't say "I love you."

From the fabulous Pénélope Bagieu.

(Loose translation: "On February 14th, dare to wax in the shape of a heart, the most lovely way to say 'I love you.'"... "Ah yes, and in its wake, the most lovely way to say 'I love you' to my gynecologist on the 15th at 9:30.")